Getting Married Joke

Jack, aged 92, and Gill, aged 89, were excited about their decision to get married.
They visit the local pharmacist and say, “We are about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?” Yes, was the answer. “How about pills for rheumatism and arthritis?” Yes, of course. “And suppositories and incontinence pads?” We sell all of that. “Sleeping Pills, Indigestion, Heartburn, medication for the Onset of Alzheimers?” Certainly. “What about zimmer frames, wheelchairs and canes?” We have all speeds and sizes, sir.
“Oh brilliant. Then, we’d like to use your shop for our wedding present list.”